Subject: Truths for Mature humans

19 Sep

 1. I think part of a best friend’s job is to immediately clear your
     computer history if you die

 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
     realize you’re wrong.

 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was

 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

 7. Map Quest really needs to start with # 5. I’m pretty sure
    I know how to get out of my driveway.

 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you
     how the person died.

 9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
       work when you know that you  just aren’t going to do anything
       productive for the rest of the day.

 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I
       don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

  13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
        asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical
        report that I swear I did not make any changes.
  14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not
        to answer

  15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well

  16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
        Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

  17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

  18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and

   19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just
         nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they

   20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team
         up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,
         brothers and sisters!

  21. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not

        know what time it is.

  22.. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and
         the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it only took 100 years
         for men to realize that their brain is also important       


2 Responses to “Subject: Truths for Mature humans”

  1. thewobblingoblins September 19, 2011 at 4:35 pm #

    This list is dead on. Experienced #20 twice on the drive in this morning.

  2. Sandi Share September 19, 2011 at 10:51 pm #

    Like the truths. Sandi

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